Best Joke Award in UK ..

One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night, and he
saw Steven Spielberg.

As he was a  great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks
for his  autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You  Chinese people
bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."

The  astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed
your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the
Titanic, my  forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies "It  was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese  replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, Sigurberg, you're all the
same."